Confinamiento con niños / ¡Dejad a los niños salir al menos una horita al día (con mascarilla) para que vean el sol!

¿Por qué los estúpidos perros pueden salir a dar un paseo (con sus amos sin mascarilla, qué irresponsables y qué egoístas) y los niños siguen encerrados en casa? Mascarillas obligatorias para todos ya y solidaridad con los niños, por favor.

España es un país de neandertales: la gente sigue sin usar mascarilla (aun sabiendo que hay muchísimos casos asintomáticos de Covid-19 –o los españoles somos terriblemente estúpidos o nos importa un rábano infectar a los demás), los perros y sus amos (sin mascarilla) son libres como el aire pero los niños siguen encerrados en sus casas.

En España ya hemos conseguido ser los número 1 en infectados de Covid-19 en Europa. Olé. Pronto lo seremos en muertes. Olé y olé.

¡Dejad a los niños salir al menos una horita al día (con mascarilla obligatoria, aunque sea de tela) para que vean el sol y tomen un poquito de aire!

Confinamiento con niños: libros, dibujo, pintura, deberes, ballet, taekwondo, flauta, violín, música, chocolate chip cookies, películas, Woody Allen, Tarantino, Sing Street, cariño, claustrofobia, rabia, paciencia, amor incondicional.

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Antonia Tejeda Barros, Madrid, 11 de abril, 2020

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Ponte una mascarilla, coño / Wear a fucking mask!

Wear a fucking mask! (even if it’s homemade). Not to protect yourself, you dummy, but to protect the others! You can save a lot of lives.

In Spain is not compulsory to wear masks: that’s how we’ve managed to be number one in coronavirus in Europe. Yeah!

Ponte una mascarilla, coño (aunque sea de tela) para proteger a los demás. Salva vidas, por favor.

Not wearing masks to protect against coronavirus is a big mistake

#Coronavirus #SaveLives #SalvaVidas #WearAFuckingMask 

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Antonia Tejeda Barros, Madrid, April 7, 2020

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I Want To Read Woody

Don’t touch my heroes! I have the right to enjoy Woody’s autobiography. The world is upside down. Enough with the lie! Apologise to Woody and to Woody’s fans!

I want to read Woody!

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Antonia Tejeda Barros, Madrid, March 9, 2020

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The Irishman: A Masterpiece About Men Made For Men

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Some thoughts about The Irishman, Scorsese’s cinematic world, Woody, Bergman, Almodóvar, art, men, and women. Read it here. Cheers!

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA Antonia Tejeda Barros, Madrid, February 7, 2020

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Make-up? No, thanks!

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I’m amazed by the kilos of make-up that women use. Why? Men don’t use make-up. Why should we?

I find make-up so unsexy. OK, a bit of make-up shadowing your eyes from time to time, on special occasions, doesn’t bother I guess, but to hide completely under the make-up is ridiculous, don’t you think? I have girlfriends that are unable to get out of their houses without make-up. Why? Why are they hiding? What are they hiding? What are they ashamed of?

Using make-up all the time means in my opinion that you don’t consider yourself pretty without it. Why almost all the young girls wear tons of make-up today is a complete mystery to me. Don’t they know that they all are beautiful as they are, no matter how they are (tall, short, fat, thin)? Youth is just so enormously beautiful by itself. It doesn’t need to be covered by make-up.

I think that being natural (wrinkles & circles under the eyes included) is a 1,000 times more beautiful than being fake (and that goes for grey hair too).

I hope that my daughters Yael and Dalit (and also my son Itay) don’t go out looking like Joker in some years (unless they go to a Halloween party –or dress in Purim, like us in the photo below).

Make-up? No, thanks!

Antonia Tejeda Barros, Madrid, December 4, 2019

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Tomorrow is Woody’s birthday!

Tomorrow is Woody’s birthday! He’s turning 84!

Genius. Genius. Genius.

Please, Woody, live until 120 and give us 36 more movies!

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Antonia Tejeda Barros, Madrid, November 30, 2019

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A Rainy Day in New York in Amsterdam & Madrid

We love you, Woody! Thank you so much for your wonderful art!

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 Antonia Tejeda Barros, Madrid, November 5, 2019

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A Rainy Day in New York (finally!)

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Read the original post here (enjoy!): A Rainy Day in New York (finally!)

 

 Antonia Tejeda Barros, Amsterdam, August 24, 2019

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I Don’t Care

Check this out! My oldest daughter Yael (she’s 13 years old) wrote this amazing song!

I Don’t Care. Music & Lyrics by Yael.

Featuring my other wonderful children Itay (11 years old) & Dalit (6 years old).

Enjoy!

 

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Woody Allen and The Eddy New Orleans Jazz Band in Madrid: The most wonderful & genuine New Orleans Jazz. A night to remember

My children had the time of their life yesterday. They loved the Woody Allen & the Eddy Davis New Orleans Jazz Band concert in the botanical gardens in Madrid. We had 75 minutes of the most wonderful and genuine New Orleans Jazz. Beautiful. Cool. Stunning. Breathtaking. 2,000 people came to see Woody, clapping and enjoying. Before leaving, Woody threw the public a kiss (first time I see him to do that). Thanks, Woody and the amazing Eddy Davis New Orleans Jazz Band for such beautiful evening!

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